youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

nick-uru:

And of course Metal Bender:

There’s Wood Bender too:

and who can forget:

nick-uru:

And of course Metal Bender:

There’s Wood Bender too:

and who can forget:

xercity:

Merrill is made up of kittens and daisies and the b̵ ͏l̕ o҉o͜d̨ o͏f͡ ̨ your ene̴ m̵i͟ e s͟.

xercity:

Merrill is made up of kittens and daisies and the b̵ ͏l̕ o҉o͜d̨ o͏f͡ ̨ your ene̴ m̵i͟ e s͟.

bunjywunjy:

gold-cold-jupiter:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS THIS IS WONDERFUL

ICANTBREATHHELP

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you